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THEFTY!

Created on 2004-03-29 23:30:18 (#2669975), last updated 2007-06-13

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Name:Drifting Apart Like A Plate Tectonic
Birthdate:07-17
Location:Chico, California, United States
Bio
Recently married to [info]sonnet79. And it owns. I work. And that sucks. I drink beer. And that doesn't suck. Fin.



"methinks the sun is ne'er so bright
or such a radiant, virtuous sight
or inspireth the gentry with oh such delight,
as Natalie through dusk, dawn, or even the night"


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"ute ute, it may be cute
but every month, girl, it ain't so mute.
and after pregnancy, cover that chute
cos it works even better now that there's a route"

(In response to heightened fertility after giving birth. FYI.)

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"Oh muffy,
you make me feel so fluffy.
Without you I'm a duffy,
and then I throw a huffy,
my cheeks go red and puffy,
and then the air feels stuffy... Oh muffy"


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oh natalie-woooo
she's a girl and a bit of a tomboy tooo
she curses, she drinks, but she knows what to doooo
oh natalie, all the boys love youuuuuu


Courtesy of my little poet, [info]haggis_666

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"I like things,
things like you,
we love each other,
and willa is a bitch.


i thankyou"


A poem. Yes. Courtesy of [info]sonnet79




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